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Watch out, the bats are coming!!

Thursday 24th July 2008,

Distributed sections of Parramatta Park have been evacuated to allow thousands of grey-headed flying foxes so that they can expand their species between October 2008 and April 2009.

There is controversy as to the addition of viagra to the food supply of the bats, which prolongs the mating season and will upset the balance of the local ecosystem.

Scientists believe that the World Youth day celebrations have caused the mating season to come earlier than usual because the bats are sexually attracted to bright colours, e.g, yellow and red.